The E-Sylum:  Volume 10, Number 45, November 4, 2007, Article 24

BEST JOKE AWARDS: PANCHO VILLA, SNOW WHITE, AND THE AMISHMAN

In a non-numismatic aside in last week's numismatic diary
I invited readers to submit their endings for a joke based
on my observations at a hotel costume party.

Pete Smith writes: "So, Pancho Villa, Snow White and an
Amishman walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender
serves them and charges $10 each.  The bartender says, 'I
don't aften see Pancho Villa, Snow White and an Amishman
in my bar.'   The Amishman replies, 'At these prices it's
no wonder.' "

Pete's second submission: "'Pancho Villa, Snow White and
an Amishman walk into a bar.  The Amishman says, 'I've had
a tough day' and orders a double scotch. Snow White says,
'I've had a tough day' and orders a double scotch.  Pancho
Villa says, 'I've had a tough day' and orders a ginger ale.
The bartender says, 'What's up? I might expect that they
would order ginger ale but not you.'  Pancho says, 'I'm the
designated driver.' "

Pete Smith's submission the Third: Pancho Villa, Snow White
and an Amishman walk into a bar.  The bartender says, 'What
is this? Some kind of joke?' "

  Wayne Homren, Editor

	coinbooks.org Web

The Numismatic Bibliomania Society is a non-profit organization 
promoting numismatic literature. See our web site at coinbooks.org.

To submit items for publication in The E-Sylum, write to the Editor 
at this address: whomren@coinlibrary.com

To subscribe go to: https://my.binhost.com/lists/listinfo/esylum