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The E-Sylum: Volume 11, Number 17, April 27, 2008, Article 16 HUMOR COLUMNIST TACKLES THE U.S. CENT Dick Johnson writes: "Flint Michigan humor columnist David Smith brings down the cent in his Flint Journal column this week. Here's a nickel's worth of his comments (that's three at the going rate) on the cent. 1. 'Pennies cause global warming. Pennies prevent us from competing in a global economy. Pennies are why there's nothing good on TV. Pennies cause attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in laboratory rats, excessive plaque and restless leg syndrome. 'While some of these statements may not be true, there is no reason we can't apply them metaphorically to make a point.' 2. 'Pennies are not copper; they are mostly zinc. Nickels are mostly copper. Dollars are mostly yuan.' 3. 'Parenthetically, I just did some calculations, and it actually costs more to create this column than it is worth.' For a few more laughs click on: Full Story Wayne Homren, Editor The Numismatic Bibliomania Society is a non-profit organization promoting numismatic literature. See our web site at coinbooks.org. To submit items for publication in The E-Sylum, write to the Editor at this address: whomren@coinlibrary.com To subscribe go to: https://my.binhost.com/lists/listinfo/esylum | |
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