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The E-Sylum: Volume 27, Number 18, May 5, 2024, Article 23

This article in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette discusses inflation currency. -Editor

Move over, Elon. I hate to brag, but I am now a certified trillionaire. Not just once, but ten times over. And I have the document to prove it.

In 2008, the government of Zimbabwe (formerly known as Rhodesia) issued paper currency with face values in the trillions of Zimbabwe dollars.

My own note, which I bought on eBay for $8.50 USD, was issued in the amount of 10 trillion Zimbabwean dollars. There is also a 100 trillion Zimbabwean dollar note for which the eBay seller was asking something closer to $12 USD. However, I felt that such a conspicuous display of wealth would be unseemly. It would also be perilously fragile.

That's because, if you tried to use any of that Zimbabwe currency to purchase goods or services, it wouldn't have passed the laugh test — even in Zimbabwe. Your offer would immediately be dismissed as worthless and the seller would be right in doing so.

So what happened? Why is paper currency subject to catastrophic failures? Good question. And it goes to the heart of why paper currency enjoys widespread acceptance — until it doesn't.

That wasn't always the case. A few centuries ago, what we now think of as paper money began as receipts from businesses and institutions for gold that people had deposited there for safekeeping. But depositors soon learned that it was easier to exchange the receipts, and the associated right to withdraw their gold, than it was to physically reclaim gold from the depository in order to do their transactions. In effect, it was an early form of what we would now consider to be the gold standard.

Over time, however, and with evolving bank practices, the supply of paper money was allowed to exceed the gold or silver deposits that those receipts represented. Throughout the middle of the 20th century, American paper currency said right on the front This certifies that there is on deposit in the Treasury of the United States, whatever dollar amount appeared on the note. Below that, it read: In silver payable to the bearer on demand.

However, by 1971, the connection between paper money and any underlying precious metals was officially severed. Instead, today's paper money reads on the front: This note is legal tender for all debt, public and private. Period.

But if paper currency is legal for all sorts of debts, what gives it value? Is it like Wile E. Coyote, who has just run off the edge of a cliff and remains suspended in mid-air until he looks down? Or is there something more to it? The answer, for the most part, is in the way the nation's central bank manages its money supply and the interest rates it charges for loans to financial institutions.

Apart from the collapse of Confederate currency following the Civil War and the failure of paper money issued by the Continental Congress during the 1770s, the United States has thus far managed to avoid the catastrophe of hyperinflation. But many other countries have not. My own rather modest collection of paper money bears witness to the fall of national currencies.

In 1923, Germany's flailing Reichsbank issued notes for ten, twenty, and one hundred million marks. In 1944, Greece issued notes for 500 million drachma. In 1993, Yugoslavia circulated a note for 500 billion dinars. In 2003, the Bank of Ghana began circulating notes of 10 thousand cedis. In 2016, Venezuela issued notes for 20 thousand Bolivars. And in 2008, Zimbabwe began circulating its multi-trillion dollar notes. In every case, the notes were barely worth the paper they were printed on because its people had lost faith in the promises of the government issuing them.